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NICE LINES….
“Living alone is really better than living with fake people who hate y0u but act like loving y0u“
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Newton’s new Law of bookology!
“Every Book continues to be in its State of Rest or covered with Dust,
until n unless an External or Internal exam Appears.“:-D
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NAME:Shbana Maasi
PASSI0N:Jhaaro Pocha
SPECIALIST:Gattar or Pipe line kholna
Date of Birth:16/03/74
WEIGHT:95 Kgs
HEIGHT: 4’5″
COLOR:Dark chocolate black
BIRTH PLACE:Bhains C0l0ny
DREAM:Shaadi karoongi to sirf sms pharny waly se
……Oye huy……….
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My Teacher pointed at Me with a Ruler & said:
“At the End of this Ruler is an Idiot“
I still dont get why I got rusticated. I only asked him,
“Which End Sir?“
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Muqadar mein “raat“ ki neend nahi to kya howa “FarazZ “
Hum bhi muqadar ko choona laga kar din ko so jate hain…!:):):);)
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Muje to Express News Wali aunti se dar lagta hy Faraz
Kehti Hy:
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“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain,Wo Hum Dikhatay Hain..
Tauba .. Tauba“
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Muhabbat Pehli bar ho to “Bhola Pan“,
Doosri bar ho to“Apna Pan“,
Teesri bar ho to “Deewana Pan“,
Or Ager bar bar ho to
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O hello
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“BANDA BAN“
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Molvi jumay k din Hoor ki tarefain bayan kr rha tha Hoor asi hogi wesi hogi,
jb zada josh main aya,to bola“Aur kia bataon,
bs Ghulam Din ki BV ko dekh lo“ :$
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Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi..
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Mil Jae 1 Bar Teri Mashooq
Chumiyan Le Le k Munni ki Tarha Badnaam Kr Don.
