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Meri girl frnds hain buhat sari

Muj ko ye sb hain jan se pyari,

Sana ki hai baat nirali,
Unsa ki hai hansi pyari,

Sara hai thori si nat khat,
Anum bole hai pat pat,

Nighat ki hai adat achi,
Seema ki hai seeret achi,

Neha hai in subse pyari,
Naushi hai meri Raj dulari,

kiran k hain baal piyare,
Zara k hain gaal piyare,

Sonia k hain hont gulabi,
Hina ki hain ankhen sharabi,
hafsa to hai life meri,

or Katrina banegi wife meri… ;->

Meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

Wah wah wah

meray kamray me urr rahay hain badal

wah wah wah

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they dont really mean it...

Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they dont really mean it either! ;)

Mehman Nawazi

Host: Lassi tusi pinday Nai, Chaa Asi Plani Nai,Roti da Time Nai,

Bottle da Mosam Nai,
Hun dasso,ki kariey?

Guest: Balance e puwa deyo

Me ne chand se ik din kaha

Bta mera mehbob kesa hy

Us ne kaha

Pehli gal ay k me tere piyo da nokr nai

Te doji gal ay
k inni doron nzr v kuj ni aanda.
Teeji gal ay he k ayho jai chawlan zamen tak rakhia karo menu na wich paya karo….;-)

Me aj Bus k peche Bhagta howa Ghar tak aagya or kiraye k 10 Rupe Bacha liye

pathan:

Tm bohat hi bewaquf ho Rakshy k Pechy Bhagte to 80 Rupe Bach jate.

Master: kanjos kon hota hai?

Student: Hum jitny Bhi SMS karen Lekin us ka Rply jo na kare Woh.

Master: Uski ek Example Do.

Student: Aap ki Beti sir

Marasi Karely leny gia
Shopkeepr sabzi ko pani lga rha tha
Marasi kafi dair intezar krta raha or Ghusay sy bola:

Jy inhan nu Hosh aa gai ay te 1 kilo tol dy..

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man (Outside phone booth): Excuse me U R holding the phone for 20mins & I haven’t seen u speaking a word till now!

Man (Inside): i’m talking to my wife!(‘_’)