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Sardar intrview deny gaya Boss: Electric genrator kesy chalta ha? Sardar: Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Boss: ( Ghussay say) Stop it! Sardar: Turr.tur..Tur.Tusss!.
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Sardar Apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kia bat hai?
Sardar:
Mere susral ne Barat pe Kum logon Ka Kaha hai.
Pata nahi
Abba mujhe le jata hay ya nahe:-)
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Sardar and Pathan ja rahey thay un ko 1000 Rs. ka note mila
pathan: chalo fifty fifty kr letey hain.
Sardar: baqi 900 ka kia karen ge?
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Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte…
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sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha
Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha
Sardar ne pilot ko thappar mara or bola
Menu pehle he dair ho gai a te tu sarko sarki pa lia a.
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Sardar .. Mobile Me Kuch Mp3 Load Krwane Hen…
Dukandar .. Memory Card Ha
Sardar .. Nahi! Kya Shnaakhti Card Chalega
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Sard Raat,
Tera Intzaar,
Aur Neend ka bojh.
Main MOHABBAT na krta,
Tau kab ka so chuka hota.
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santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
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SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..
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Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
