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TIGER takes a step back before it jumps forward,
So whenever life pulls us back, Don’t worry,
It’s going to lead us to a great VICTORY.
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The funniest situati0n in student life
We hav no idea what to write in the paper & the supervisor comes & says:
“Plzzz hide ur answer sheet“;-)
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TEST
Ager ap sy kaha jaye k,
“char zero aik sath“
likh k dikhain
To ap kaisy likhain gy?
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0000
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Aisy?
G nai
4017
Puttar parhya kar.
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Teri Berukhi Ny Cheen
Lee’n Hyn Shararte’n
Meri
Log Samajhtey Hy
Main Sudhar Gaya
Hoon !!!
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Tere Dar pe, Arz kiya hai ki
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey.
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Teachr: Iska pasive voice banao.
“Sunsaan Jaghon pr Bachon k saath hadsay ho jaty hain“.
Stdnt:“Sunsaan Jaghon pr Hone waly hadson mein Bachay ho jaty hain…
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Teacher:why is 14 november called ‘children’s day?
Student:because it is exactly nine months after ‘valentine’s day’.;-)
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Teacher:
Dukh Hamesha 7 Rehta Ha Magr Khushi Ati Jati Hai Ye English Mai Batao
Sardar:
My Wife Is Always With Me But Her Sister Come And Go
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Teacher: I LOVE U
kis ne ijaad kia?
Boy: China ne!
Teacher: wo kese?
Q k Iski,
na koi warranty hy
na koi gurantee.
Chale to chand tk.
Na chale,
To sham tk.!
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Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na
ghar
ka na ghat ka.
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ab aisa 1 aur sentence
banao..
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Student: Sania Mirza ka
baccha na India ka na pakistan ka
