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Phone ki ring baji...
Husband.. Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Wife phone pe.. Wo ghar pe hain.
Husband.. Maine mana kiya that...
Wife... Phone mere liye tha
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LADY to Vakil...Muje mere husband se Talak chahiye.
Vakil-Magar vo to Kabbadi champion hai
LADY-Yahi to Problem hai.. sirf touch kar ke bhag jata hai..
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1 Lady Ki Aankh Kali Hui Thi
Padosan..Kya Hua..
Lady..husband Ne Mara
Padosan.. Tere husband To Kaam Se Bahar Gaye Hue The
Lady...Mera Bhi Yahi Khayal tha
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Won tanha andhere main bethi thi,
Ghanton intazaar kerti hai uska,
Dil se subah sham yaad kerti hai usko,
Bhoolay se bhi bhula nahi pati usko,
Phir umeed ki ek kiran nazar aai,
Andhere main roshni nazar aai,
Or woh zor se chillai,
Light Aai, Light Aai.....

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Shohar: ye tum mujh ko bhary bazar main A.G kyoun kehti ho?

Biwi: ab bhary bazar main Array Ghady kahoun gi to kya acha lagay ga
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Pathan ne Class main 1st Position li...

Teacher ne pucha: Parh likh kar kya banna chahtay ho?

Pathan: O Yaara! Hum Tandoor wala banega
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Pathan Drives In To 1-Way & Crossed NO ENTRY Board.

Police: No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha?

Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film Ka Poster Hai
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Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
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Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao.
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Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai
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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…
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