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A Cat was very sad coz he didn’t have any girl friends
1 day he saw a beautiful lady cat .
He went and said 2 her
“MEOW“
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A Boy went to his
Dad’s Friend’s home
late night.
Uncle offered him to
Sleep in Baby’s room.
Boy refused coz the
Baby might Cry at Night
and went to sleep in
the lounge.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful Girl at the breakfast table.,
BOY : Who are you.?

GIRL : I am Baby and
You.??

BOY : I am a Stupid.!!
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A boy talking on mobile
2nd boy: Kis sy baat kr rahy ho?
1st: Bahen sy
2nd: Itnay pyar sy?
1st: Haan teri jo hai.
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A boy said:
i love u to a girl ..
But girl replied :
s0ry i love sum 1 else.
The b0y in sad m00d l0oked at the girl and said:
Bataon teri ammi ko ?
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A boy n Girl on date in new BMW
Boy:Jan tumse 1 baat chupai hai k i m already married

Girl:Oh God!Tumne to Darra hi diya, me samji ye Car tumari nahi ha(...)
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A boy is sitting in a park behind a tree wid his girl friend old man: bete, kya ye hamari tehzib hai ? boy: nahi ye paroos wali salma hai:-)!
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A Blessed Kiss Is On HEAD

Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS

A Romantic Kiss On NECk

But

Seriously HOTTEST Kiss Is On

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Iron ( Istri ) try it :)
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A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: Bhai ek
Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is
no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted
and said I want one Will, so the person told him unless you say it
correctly i.e Wills I won’t sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad
and said “Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang
rahen hain“.
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A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai
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A bear, a lion and a pig meet.
Bear says: “if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear.“
Lion says: “if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me.“
Pig says: “big deal…. I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear..
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