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a lady asked to santa: lipton di chah hai

santa replied : mai nu ta nahi hai je tainu hai ta lipat ja

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A kid in bus sitting behind driver starts saying: If my dad was a bull & my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.
driver got mad at noisy kid, kid continues: If my dad was an elephant & mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.
kid goes on & on with many animals names when driver gets angry & said: what if yr dad was gay & yr mom was a prostitute ?
Kid smiles & says: I would be a Bus Driver
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A KHUDA mere is dost ko,

Sindhiyo jesi qismat,

Panjabiyo jesi sehat,

Balochiyo jesi gherat de,

Baqi PATHAN0 jesi AQAL to us k paas pehle se hi hai.;-
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A kanjoos ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
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A Judge Said.. Order Order Order Sardar.. 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Cold Drink Judge.. Shut Up SARDAR No Shut Up Only 7Up:-
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A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . .

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar.

A Guy Asks: Wat r u planning?

Bush: Planning World War III

Guy: Really?

Whts Going to Happen?

Bush: Well, this time We Are Going To Kill 140 Million Muslims And One Beautiful Girl.

Guy: A Beautiful Girl..? Why To Kill A Beautiful Girl?

Bush Turns To Obama And Says:

See, I Told You No One Would Worry About 140 Million Muslims!!
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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed: “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.“
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A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love“ stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, “I’m sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’“

“But why?“ asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,“ the man replies.
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A group of elephants were sitting in a street..

A female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..

Wow!

Wat a figure!

3600-2400-3600 ;-)
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