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A man was traveling in a train with 3 babies
A woman inquired - Do these babies belong 2 u?
Man: No, I work in a condom factory n

these r customers? complaints.

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A man was removing his two wheel from his car.

Someone asked him: what are you doing?

Man: Cant you see the board, Parking for two wheelers only.!
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A man was kneeling
and Praying at a Grave.
He kept repeating,
“Why did you die.?
Why did You Die.?
Your death Ruined
My Life.“

Another man approached him and asked,
“Sir, for Whom do you mourn so Deeply.?
Child.?
Parent.?
Wife.?
or
Girlfriend.?“

The person replied,
“My Wife’s First Husband.“
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A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
“So that when I die no 1 will touch Ur mom“
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A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.

He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom“
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.
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A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND..

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A man may or may not be happy when he/she win’s one’s mind.
But he must be happy when win’s one’s trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.
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A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
human beings r soluble in water
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A man in USA se a dog atacking a lady.He kicks d dog it dies
Newspaper report

LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FROM DOG

Man says i'm not American

Report changed
Foreigm Hero saves lady frm dog

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