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A sheikh boy fell in love with a sheikh girl.
Larki: Jab dady so jaayen ge to main gali mein sika phaenkoon gi to tum foran andar aa jana.
Lekin Larka sikka phaenkney ke 1 ghanta baad aaya.
Larrki: itni daer kyun?
Boy: Main Sikka Dhoond Raha tha.
Larrki: Pagal Wo To Main Ne Dhaaga baandh K phaenka Tha...
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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
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A sardar went 2 international cookin contest. Wen judges came 2 him,
he was movin spoon in empty karhai.
Judge Asked: kya bana rahe ho...?
Sardar: Pagal..
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A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
.. Handle With Care ..
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
......CANDLE WITH HAIR .....
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A SARDAR passing through a Jungle A Churail stops him & says: HU HU HU HA HA, Main Churail hoon... Sardar: Jaanta hoon,Teri aik behan meray ghar mein bhi hai.
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A sardar joined new job. 1st day he spent 11 hrs on computer. Boss was hapy n askd wat he did? Sardar: keyboard alphabets were not in order, I aranged them
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A Sardar ji recieved a message from his girl friend I MISS YOU. . . Soch soch kr Sardar ne reply kia . . . . I Mistr YOU :
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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->
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A Sardar asked to a little boy : What is the difference between PHUDI & PHUDA Littel boy angrily replied : Teri pain di phudi Teri maa da phuda
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