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A Sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
Sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
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A Sardar & an American met on a plane & had a bet that if Sardar fails to answer his question, he must give 5$ & if american fails he has to give 500$.

American: whats the diffesence b/w earth and moon?
Sardar silently gives 5$.

Sardar: which is the animal with 3legs that goes to the mountain and returns with 4legs?

The american searches for 2hrs in laptop & gave 500$ and asks
Whats the answer?

Sardar again silently gave 5$.....
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A Rose Rs:7/- A Card Rs:25/- A Lunch Rs:200/- Movie Rs:150/- But a friend like U, is Priceless! . . Ziyada itrao mat, Priceless bole to MUFTAA
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A rose is always rose whether it is in golden pot or in the ground.
Same way u r always my sweet frnd whether u r in central jail or in mental hospital
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A recent survey in
America showed that
Only 50% of the Teenagers Live with their Parents.
What about the Other 50%.?

?

?

They are Already Parents.!.!
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A Punjabi woman talking to an English doctor..
“My kaka is ill ek week da,
Na eat da na sleep da,
Bas weep da tey cheekhda,
Nalay his nakk v leak da :-)
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A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!

Now How True is it!
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A poem by every girl,
Hasband apna aisa ho,
510 jiski hight ho,
gusay ka wo light ho,
shirt usko tight ho,
jb sas sy maire fight ho,
kahy begam tm alwayz right ho,
jb mai tayar ho kar aon,
kahe dear tum kitne nice ho,
aisa husband mil jaye to,
life apni delight ho,
mai uron asman pe,
jaisy koi kite ho.
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A PHILOSOPHER is
A Fool who Torments Himself During Life,
to be Spoken of
When Dead.
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