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A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
Excuse me can i sit beside u?

she responds loudly NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D
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A touchin luv tory… A boy&a grl lvd each other.1day while talkin,d boy tochd girl’s hand&girl in turn tuchd back.. wat a touchin story
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A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter.
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A sweet poem 4 U Eat with butter, Cut with cutter, When u forget to msg me You Will Definitly Fall in gutter ___(,)/___ ....Dharam... Aaya na maza
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A Superb Thought for
All those who
Love Their FRIENDs -

A Good Friend
Never Allows You
to DO WRONG Things…
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AÃ‚ LÃ‚ OÃ‚ NÃ‚ E.!
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A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:

Sir jee! barood thora kum dala karen Last time hamara Aadmi jannat se bhi aagay nikal gaya tha. . . . . .!!!
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A sucide bomber 2 Mulla umar(Taliban Leader)... Sir jee, barood thora dala karein, main janat se agay nikal gaya tha...
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A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
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A special pray only 4u! U'l b a rose 4all TrEes U'l b a smile 4all Faces U'l b a spring 4 all hills & U'l b brother 4 all smart girls! ! ! Kaho Ameen...
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A Smile costs less than Electricity. But….. Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling….. & Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
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