Aadmi: tum bahaduri wala kon sa kaam kar sakte ho?
Pathan: main sanp ke sath khel sakta hun.
Aadmi: wo kese?
Pathan: hamare mobile main snake wala game jo hy..
Aadmi (Doctor Se): Lambi Umar Ka Koi Tariqa Bataiye. Doctor: Shadi Kr Lo. Aadmi: Kia Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi? Doctor: Nahi, Ye Shouq Khatam Ho Jayega!