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A pathan shoot his wife on his wedding night!! Reason: bcz on the underwear of his wife, there was written: 100% soft and tight.. Tested by BASHIR AND SONS.
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A PathaN looking at sky asks another Pathan. Is that a sun or moon? Other Pathan replies.. No idea... I m new in this city....
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A patent medicine salesman at the fair was shouting his claims for his Rejuvenation Elixir. Ã¢â‚¬ÂIf you
donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t believe the label, just look at me,Ã¢â‚¬Â he shouted. Ã¢â‚¬ÂI take it and I am 300 years old.Ã¢â‚¬Â
Ã¢â‚¬ÂIs he really that old?Ã¢â‚¬Â asked a farmer of the salesmanÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s young assistant, Mulla Nasrudin.
Ã¢â‚¬ÂI REALLY DONÃ¢â‚¬â„¢T KNOW,Ã¢â‚¬Â said Nasrudin. Ã¢â‚¬ÂYOU SEE, I HAVE ONLY BEEN WITH HIM FOR 180
YEARS.Ã¢â‚¬Â
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A paindo man was died
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GOD said him!
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Main tumhe Jannat dun ga!
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Paindo ne kaha,
Nahin,
MAIN TA HONDA EE LAISAN!
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A Nice saying : — “FINE“ IS A TAX FORDOING WRONG THINGS…
Where as, — “TAX“ IS A FINE FORDOING RIGHT THINGS…
Really Funny Isn’t it.?..!!
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A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks-
“kya TUM Judva ho.??

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain
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A new born baby asked the nurse do you have message package?
Nurse : Ya! I Have message package?
Baby : Send message to god thet i reached safely ask him to send my girl friend soon.
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A Mother makes her son GENTLE in 20 years, but a Girl makes him MENTAL with in just 20 minutes (HITLER)
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A mother and son at funeral in Amritsar. She was crying: ve tu othe tur gaya aen jithe diva na batti ve tu othe tur gaya aen jithe manji na piri, ve tu othe tur gaya aen jithe aata na roti. The boy asked his mother: Amma kidre Abba Pakistan te nai tur gaya?
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A Message on a Girl’s Answering Machine :
“Hi, I’m probably home.
I’m just Avoiding someone
I Don’t Like.
Leave a message and
If I Don’t Call back,
It’s You.“!
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