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A man has 3 dolls in his life, 1. His daughter - Baby Doll 2. His girl friend - Barbie Doll 3. His wife - Panadol Good Morning.
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A man got 2 wishes from god. He asked for the BEST wine and BEST woman.
Next moment, he had the BEST wine and MOTHER THERESA next to him.
MORAL:Be Specific
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A Man Befor Marrige Superman, After Marriage Gentleman, 5 Years Later Watchman, 10 Years Later- Apne Hi Jaal Mein Phansa Hua Spiderman...
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A machine invented 2 catch thieves was tested. In UK, It caught 50 thieves in 30 min, Spain:It caught 110 In US it cought 90 thieves in 20 minutes. But when it was tested in Pakistan: The machine was stolen in 10 minutes! This is called magic.
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…
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A long nosed man married a long nosed woman.
Whn thy had a baby, d nurse: Mubarak ho! Ap k han naak paida hui ha, Or sath ma thora sa kaka b laga hua hai;-)
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A Little Girl asked Her Dad:
How Did the Human Race Appear?
dad: God made Adam & Eve;
They had children & So All Mankind Was Made.

Later On,

Girl asked the same Erom Her Mom.
Mom: Many Yearz Ago There were Monkeys from Which the Human Race Evolved.

Girl To Dad: How is It That U Told Me Human Race Was Created by God & Mom Said they Evolved from Monkeys?

Dad: Well dear,
I Told U About My Side of the Family & Ur Mom Told U About Her Own,
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A lawyer saw an auto accident on street. He rushed over and started handing out business cards saying: I saw the whole thing.. I will take either side.
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A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus ...

Ring master asked can anyone do it?

Sardar: main aana waan, tusi peyley sheyr nu parey karo ... !!
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A lady sÂ¡ttÂ¡ng on a bench Â¡n a PARK:

FAQEER: 'HÂ¡ darlÂ¡ng! so u r Â¡n the mood to have some fun..'

Lady: How dare u ?
Faqeer: Then what r u doÂ¡ng on my bed?;-)
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