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A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. (Milton Berle)
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A golden message for youngsters....

A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....

But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....
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A girl who opens her hands receives gifts, who opens her heart receives love, who opens her legs receives a Baby!
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A Girl While Having Sex For The First Time To Her Boyfriend:
Tumhari Bansuri To Bahut Chotti Hai!!
Boyfriend: Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki TOWN HALL Mai Bajani Padegi!!
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A Girl to an Old Man:
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?
Malooum hai kahan Se ?
DOOR SE
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A Girl Dialled her own number from her boyfriend's cell to see her name saved in list like
Doll or Sweetie.

She was shocked to see
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Rasheed Plumber
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A funny crime story,

Five friends lived in a room.

Mad

Brain

Fool

Nobody

Somebody,

One day somebody killed Nobody, At that time Brain was in

bathroom, Mad called police.

Mad: Hello police! Somebody has killed Nobody.

Policeman: R you Mad?

Mad: Yes i m mad.

Policeman: Dont u have brain ?

Mad: yes actually brain is in bathroom.

Policeman: You fool?

Mad: No sir i m Mad actually Fool is busy

“(Reading Sms)“
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A friend is, who advise u to study wel but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam- hall and says.
abe kitna likhega larkiyan nikal rahi hain
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A Friend Is 1 Who Advise U 2 Study Wel, But A Best Friend Is 1 Who Stands In Exam Hall...

& Says

Abay top karega kia? jaldi bahr nikal Larkian ja rhi han...
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A fat gal is waiting 4 the bus at bus stop

How do u describe this ina single word?

THINK!!!!!!!

It's simple.....

Itna difficult question nahi.....
ok
a single word is....

MOTIVATING
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