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A Fact ...

A Girl Will Always Forgive And Forget

But
...
She Will Never Let You Forget That She Had
Forgiven And Forgotton..
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A Drunk Enters
Church Confession Box
says Nothing
Priest coughs & Knocks
No answer

Priest bangs 3 times
Drunk — “No use knocking
No Toilet Paper
this side too“
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A DOCTOR is :
A Person
Who Kills
Your Ills
By Pills
and Kills You
By His Bills.!
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A day will comeÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â¦

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
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A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wana Liv wd me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leav U thn wil u cry?
Boy:NO.
Grl got Hurt n startd 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r nt Prety bt BEAUTIFUL.
I dnt wnt 2 liv wd U bt LIVE 4 U.
Whn u leav me i wl nt cry BT DIE.
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A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
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A Couple in an Art Gallery Saw a Picture of A girl Covered By Leaves,

Husband keeps on watching her.

Wife Said: Ab Chalain Ya Phir Toofan Kay Aaanay Ka Intezaar Karain?
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~Douglas Adams
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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A chines couple

Mr. Hua &
Mrs. Hua

Got twin babies without marriage

what did they name them?????

?

?
They named them,

'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'!
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