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Fakir:Ary kuch de do bht bhoka hn
Sardar 100 ka note dikhate hoe bola 50 rupey han tumhare ps?
Fakir khush ho kr Han
Sardr:Te salya Pehle o te Muka le.
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Fakeer: ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn
Sheikh:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50 rupey hen tmre pas
Faker khush ho krG hen
Sheikh:ty salya Pehle o ty kharch karlay
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Extreme limit of “PATHANism“
Two pathan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the
window seat…!
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Exam me Sawal aya
k “CHALLNGE“ kisy khty hy?
pathan Ny pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr lkha“APNy BAP Ki AULAD Hy TO PASS KAR K DiKHA,
its
chellenge
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Eshq K Sahare Jeea Nahi Karty,
Ghum K Piyalon Ko Pia Nahi Karty,
Kuch NAWAB K Bachy Dost Hen Humary,
Jin Ko SmS Na Karo To
Wo bi kiya nahi kartay.:-)
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English teacher: “wo larki sub larkon se hans kar bat krti hai“
btao is sentence mai larki kya hai ?
Students:
“sir! larki 2 number hai.
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Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi.
.
Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha
Jab Susu Aaye To
Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai.
.
Ek Din Santa singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi
aur
Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha
Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ?
.
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Santa:- Nahi,
Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai….
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Ek Sardar Bhagwan se:
Oye Bhagwan, Je kal Mera Prize Bond na nikleya te main tenu Tor Dena ee…
(Pandit Ne ye sun liya or us ki bajae ek chota Bhagwan wahan rakh diya)
Next day,wohi Sardar Aaya!
Jab usney chota Bhagwan Dekha to us se kehne lga:
Oye
Main te Mazak kita c,
Abba Kithe Nass gya a Tera.?
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Ek Pthan Ki Murgi Bemar Hui,
Sardar: tum eska sadka utar lo
To phir
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Phir kya hona tha, PATHAN ne murghi k lye 1 “Bakra“
sadqa kr diya.
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Ek profesor khaali plate mein roti dubo kr kha rha tha…
Waiter: Ap ye kia kr rhe hain??
Prof: Hum maths Teacher hain, Hum ne daal suppose ki hui hai:-)
