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:: Indian jokes ::

Ek Bacha Paida Hote Hi
Nurse Se bola- LIGHT AARAHI HAI?
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Nurse-No
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Bacha- Phir to tik hai
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INDIA Me Hua Hu ..Prod 2 b Indian
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:: husband wife jokes in hindi ::

STRESS: When your wife is pregnant
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TENSION: When your girl friend is pregnant
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PANIC: When both are pregnant
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TRAGIC: When you are not responsible for their pregnancy.
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:: Humour jokes ::
Tees mar khan- Flop
Dabang-Hit
Moral-
Ladki jawan hone se kuch nahi hota
Badnam honi chahiye.
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:: Humour jokes ::
Chinese ladki ko dekh kar maa boli: Beta, yeh kya le aaye? :-x
Molu: Apne khud hi toh kaha tha,
ke ghar aate huye Cheeni lete aana.
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:: Humour jokes ::
A man saw a board at d centre Of a River,
He tried 2 read
but he can’t read it.
So,he swim into d River &read
“CROCODILE INSIDE-DONT SWIM”
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:: Great jokes ::
Chunav Lad Rahi Mahila Se Reporter Ne Pucha-
Apko Chunav Ladne Ka Khayal Kaise Aya
Lady- Jab B Me Apne Pati Se Ladti Hu To Jeet Meri Hi Hoti Hai
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:: Great jokes ::
BOY - Tumhari AGE kitni hai.
GIRL - 20 year.
BOY - 5 saal pehle bhi to tumne yahi kaha tha.
GIRL - dekha ladkiya apni zuban ki kitni pakki hoti h.
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:: Good jokes in hindi ::
Principle: Late Q Hue
Boy: Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi
Principle: Bus Me Nahi Aa Skty The
Boy: Maine Kaha Th SIR
Par Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm Ho Tab Na
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:: clean jokes ::
Aap Ki Yaad Main Ek Shair Arz Hai.
Today Is somwar, Tommorow Is Manglwar.

Wah Wah

Today Is somwar, Tommorow Is Mangalwar..

I Miss You Yaar
I Miss You Yaar..
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:: clean jokes ::
A Girl siting on a park bench.
Funny Beggar: Hi sweetheart.
She angrily: How dare U call me sweetheart?
Beggar: Then What the HELL R U doing on my BED..
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