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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your id card or driving license.
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1 Girl ne 1 chote se baby k gaal pe kiss kiya GRL-oh sory tumhare gaal me lipstick lag gai. Baby-Kuch accha karne se agar daag lagte h to daag achE hai...
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Wo MsG TuMNe MuJHe ABHi BHeJa THa Wo DuBaRa BHeJo PLZ..!

CoNFuSeD?

KaBHi KoI MsG BHeJa H Jo DuBaRa BHeJoGe
"KaNJus" ! !
:-p
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story: once a boy was smoking at airport.

Girl asked:1 din me kitne cigrete peete ho.?
Boy:why.?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein cirgrete pe kharch kiye huye paise bachate to samne khari hui car tmhari hoti...
Boy: Ap cigrate peeti hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri he hai...

MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati hai ..
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:: jokes and sms in Hindi ::

Height of Job satisfaction-
A boy got a job in girls hostel...
After 2 months owner asked: Y u don't come 2 take ur salary?
Boy: KYA..?
salary bhi milegi..!
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:: Jokes and sms in Hindi ::

Boy- Tumhari kameez fati Hui Hai
Girl- nahi Ye Fashion ha
Boy- Acha Khud Faado toh Fashion

Hum Faade Toh POLICE STATION?
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:: jokes and sms ::

Apni Pasand ka koi 1 Fruit Choose Karo
.
Apple
Lemon
0range
Mango
Banana
Chery
.
.
Or rply mt krna, Kharid Kr
Kha Lena.
Fruits r good 4 health...!
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:: jokes and sms ::

1 pathan 2sre pathan se!
Yar suna he 2012 tk duniya khatm hojye gi
2sra pathan:
Asa nhi hoga me ne kal washing machine khridi hy us pe 2014 tk ki guarnty h.
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:: Joke sms Hindi ::
Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai
Jb,
LARKA STAGE, Pr Apni Bv K 7 Betha hota hai
Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
Ye Sb aaj Se Pehly KAHA THI YAR
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Govt.Ne Elan Kiya Hai”All Beautiful Girls & Handsom Boys Personality Tax
Diya Karien Gey
Hans Lo Hans Lo
Tumhen Kya Faraq Parhta Hai
Phans To Hum Gye Na!
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