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:: bollywood jokes ::

ZARIN aur KATRINA dono hi Ek jaisi aur gori hai
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Qki dono k nam me RIN ata hai
RIN de chaunkane vali safedi
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:: funny indian jokes - 140 character only ::

Indian : I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you?American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms fromfirst dad and five dads from my first mom.
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4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
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3 mistakes of my life
Gender : Male
Category : General
Qualification : Engineer
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2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Santa:What does your wife look like?
Banta:She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair, and yours?
Santa: Forget mine, let us look for yours.
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2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye mai to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli mai to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai! new 2011 wala!
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2 GOLDEN RULES of life :-)

Rule-1: Ur FRND "Prashant" is always right.

Rule2: whenever u feel
"Prashant" is wrong, slap urself & read rule no.1 again...:-
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2 GOLDEN RULES of life :-)

Rule-1: Ur FRND "Prashant" is always right.

Rule2: whenever u feel
"Prashant" is wrong, slap urself & read rule no.1 again...:-
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2 GOLDEN RULES of life :-)

Rule-1: Ur FRND "Prashant" is always right.

Rule2: whenever u feel
"Prashant" is wrong, slap urself & read rule no.1 again...:-
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2 GOLDEN RULES of life :-)

Rule-1: Ur FRND "Prashant" is always right.

Rule2: whenever u feel
"Prashant" is wrong, slap urself & read rule no.1 again...:-
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