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2 bachay jungle me potti kar rhe thay,achanak sher agaya

1st: chotu tu dar to nahi raha?

2nd: nahi,main nahi darta

1st: to phir apni dho meri Q dho raha hai??
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1 sardaro k gaon me nadi pe bridge bnaya gya.
Builder:bhut achcha ho gya.
Sardar:ha ji pehle dhoop m tair k nadi paar krte the ab chhav m tair kr krenge.
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1 Sarabi train ki patri par so gaya..1 admi bola train ayegi to mar jayega..
Sarabi: Sale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai...............jokes hindi
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1 Nadan Choti Si Machli Ne Apni Maa Se Pucha: Hum
Zameen Par Kyu Nahi Rehte ?
Anubhav Se Shikhi Ma Boli : Beta Pani
Fish K Liye H Aur Zameen Selfish K Liye...
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1 Makkhi Pakro
Usay maro
Uska Gosh Banaö
Phir Gosh Ko Baich Kar Jo Paise aye Uska Balance Dalwao
Phir SMS Karo
KANJUS MAKKHI CHOOS!
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1 Khwab ,1 Pyar ,1 Haqiqat Ho Tum.
Dosti Me Padne Wali Har Zaroorat Ho Tum.
Jisko Roz Itne SMS Karne Pade,

Meri Jan Woh Musibat Ho Tum.
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1 dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfriend ne 1 shayari likhi

Phoolon ka raja,baharon ka shehzada

Dil tod kar chala gaya Kutta, kamina, haraamzada
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1 Chor Santa ka mobile le k bhag raha tha
Santa:Bhag sale Bhag bhag
Charger toh mere pas hai
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1 Aadmi Santa ki Betay Se Puchhta Hai:
Beta Papa Ghar Main Hain?

Santa Ka Beta Sprite Pete Huye
Uncle Seedha Bolo Mummy Se Milna Hai.

Seedhi Baat No Bakwas. :-)
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Dharmendar- Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.
Basanti-Xcuse me mr. who the hel do u think u are to order me like this?
U stupid guy using abusing language, u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain with so obnoxious smell coming from body.
U keep your mouth shut nonsense. Hey Gabbar, play the dj yaar.
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