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Dil kholo pyaar lo,
Dimaag kholo gyaan lo,
Aankhen kholo khwaab lo,
Honth kholo muskaan lo,
Kapde kholo,
or..
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NAHA lo yaar !
Soch badlo,
Desh badlega.
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(If U R Genius then reply) Andhe ki biwi ko behra utha kar le geya, aur gunge ne dekh liya, to gunga andhe ko kaise batayega?
ITS A CHALLENGE
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"Har Safar May Sath Hum Dengy,
Apni dosti ki Soghat Hum Dengy,
Girne Lage Tum to Hath Hum Dengy,

Or

Na B Gire Tum?

TO

Peechy Se 1 LAAT Hum Dengy..
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"Girls policy"
Flirt with inocent boys
Fun wid handsome boys
Frndshp wid gud boys
Love wid faithfull boys
Finally marriage wid rich & successful guys
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" 4 U "
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum BARBAD Ho Gaye..
Gaur Farmaye Ga..
Aesi Hawa Chali K Hum Barbad Ho Gaye..
Kal K Tum Ladke Aaj Badmash Ho Gaye.
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“Best catch line Ever On the WALL of Canteen :
“This Food Must Be Good. Ten Thousand FLIES Cant Be Wrong..
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‚‚ short sms jokes in English ‚‚
Judge: u r accused 4 rape, so u r fined Rs. 11461,
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Man: Mylord y exactly Rs. 11461?
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Judge: Rs. 10000 for rape, 4% vat & 10.2% Entertainment
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‚‚ short sms jokes in English ‚‚
A Social Msg For My All Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water without wearing pampers....!!!
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‚‚ short sms jokes in English ‚‚
"GIRLS are like Bluetooth
u stay close dey stay connected
u go away dey find new device"
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‚‚ Short sms jokes ‚‚
To the People who hate me:
Dear Haters..
I couldn't help but notice that,
AWESOME ends with "ME"
&
UGLY starts with "U" !
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