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:: new sms jokes in Hindi ::

Boy- Ro Q rhi ho?
Girl- Mere marks bahut kam aaye hai.
Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?
Girl- Sirf 88 %
Boy- Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate
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:: New sms jokes ::
GOLU-Mai bahut pareshan hu
MOLU-Q
GOLU-Yaar maine suna hai biwi doli me baith ke jati H or arthi pe jati H Or meri biwi taxi me baith k chali Gyi
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:: New sms jokes ::
GIRL TO BOY: Jab tum log girls ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye
kahi thapad na mar de
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:: New sms jokes ::
Girlfriend- Hamesha meri baat manoge
Mujhe kabhi touch nhi karoge
Kiss nhi karoge..
Boyfriend- behen tu ghar ja..
Tere mummy papa chinta kr rahe honge
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:: New jokes in Hindi ::
Meri Aankhe Rakh Lo
Mujhe Kuch Khwab Dedo
Jisme Teri Jhalak Ho
Aesi Sharab Dedo
Chalo Choro Sari Bate,
Aisa Kro
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2 Roti Or Thodi Dal Dedo.
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:: New jokes in Hindi ::
Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko
Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk” Khaane ka
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:: New jokes in Hindi ::
1 admi ne 100 times khoon daan kark record bnaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya
ye kehte hue ki
Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne Liya
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:: new jokes in hindi 2012 ::
Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada padhai nahi karti Bcoz wo janti He ke duniya ke kisi kone me koi gadha unke liye engineer ya docter ban raha hoga....
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:: new jokes in hindi 2012 ::
Girlfriend says to boyfriend: I’m PREGNANT…!!
boyfriend says: Are you sure its mine?
boyfriend starts crying & says:
“Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega…!!
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:: New jokes 2012 ::
Zindgi me jo chiz asani se mile - Dokha
Jo muskil se mile - Kushi
Aur jo bade nasib walo ko mile?
Ab main apni tarif Khud kaise karu…
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