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a man to his friend-mai apna purse ghar pe bhul aya mujhe 1000rs ki jarurat hai
Banta-dost hi dost ke kaam ata hai ye le 10 rs riksha kar k purse le aa
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
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A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awy
Sardar ran 2 catch d donkey.
He saw a zebra & startd beating it & said
"SALA Tracksuit pahn k dhoka De raha hai".
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A Conducter Kised A Girl In His Bus...
Police Took The Conducter 2 Jail....
And Gave Him Electric Shocks ......
But It Had No Efect!
Why ?
...
B'coz He Was A
"BAD CONDUCTOR"
Its Physics Friends....
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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said 'CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA' And died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA.
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A boy romantically to his girlfriend: I can see d whole world in ur eyes....:)
A passerby listens n says: Peera garhi chowk pe kitna traffic hai zara dekhna....
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A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.
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Sardar:Mere liye koi achi si larki ka rishta bata. Friend:Yaar ek larki hai B.com ki, Sardar:Yaar Qom koi bhi ho par larki parhi likhi honi chahiye.
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santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta=fir kya kiya?
santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.
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Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey

Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.

Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?

Santa:Andhera.
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