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Agar free ho to call me pls,
mere phone me bal nai h its urgnt
mujhe aapse ek personal advice leni h.

TajMAHAL Bik rha h Kharid lu kya?
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After eating fish Santa Singh never drinks water!
Coz
He feared that fish will come alive and start swimming in his stomach!! ;-)
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After Car Accident
American: Its Fine Man
British:Im So Sorry
Chines:r U Ok
INDIA:O. Andha H Kya
Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha
Tere Baap Ka Road hai kya
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Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q hai?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da zamana hai.
[sardarji sms]
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Achi Baat To Sab Ko Achi Lagti Hai..

Lekin Jub Tumhain Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi Buri Na Lage To Smjo..

Tumhen baijat Hone Ki Aadat Ho Gayi Hai
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Ache Acho ne hmare aage pani bhara he
Wah Wah
Ache Acho ne hmare age pani bhara he
Qk
‘SARKARI HANDPUMP’ mere hi ghar k bahar laga he
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Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Kya Frmaya?
Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu
Or
Bandron Ki Race Me “Jeeta” Bi Tu
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Aasman jitna Neela h
Wah wah
Sunflowr jitna peela hai
Wah wah
Pani jitna geela hai
Wah wah

Aapke dimag ka NUT utna hi dheela hai.
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Ab bolo wah-wah........jokes hindi
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Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.

Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.

Paani Jitna Geela Hai.

Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai
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Aaj Hai Kal Na Jane Kaha Jayenge, Rishto Ki Dor Se Aise Na Bandho Hume, Kal Na Honge To Apke Ansu Nikal Aayenge.
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