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Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kyakarna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
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Banta: What's the difference between Pollution and Solution?
Santa: If a politician drowns in a river it's Pollution, and if all of them drown then it's a Solution!
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Banta: Truck dekhkr tm kapte kyu ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekr bhag gya tha, hr bar lgta hai jaise usko vaps krne aya hai.
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Banta: tm aaykr vibhag mai kyu aye ho..
Santa: Mai to yeh dekhne aya hu jinke liye mai din raat kaam karta hu woh kaise hai?
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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata
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Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mai jaan hai
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Banta ped pe chada to upr baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upr kyu aya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple sath laya hu.
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Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.
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Bahut namkeen hai vo jise hum chahte hai,
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Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai,
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Dil tarasta hai use paane ko,
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Kya aapka dil nahi karta.........
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.KURKURE khaane k0 ?
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Baap Ne Bete Se Kaha- Dekho Beta, Aaj Tumhari Madam Ki Taraf Se Mujhe Ek Letter Mila Hai
Beta- Aap Befikar Raho Papa, Mai Mummy Ko Nahi Bataunga
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