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Dil Torne Walon Ko Saza Kyun Nahi Milti.
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Karne Ki Dua Kyun Nahi Milti.
Log Kehte Hein Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai.
To Phr Medical Store Se Iski Dawa Kyu Nahi Milti.
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Dil Ki Batein Batana Acha Lagta Hai.
Phone Per Gup Shup Lagana Acha Lagta Hai.

Shadi Se Pehle Dil Me Bajte Hein Sangeet.
Bad Me To Bas rastriay gaan Acha Lagta Hai.
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Dhoka Mila Jab Bhi Pyar Main
Zindgi Main Udasi Chaa Gayi
Socha Tha Chorr Denge Is Raah-e-Muhabbat Ko
.
Kmbkht Phir 1 New Numbr Se Miss Call Agai
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Dentist to GOLU-Apka daant nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa DHEELA kr do
nikaal me khud lunga
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Dad santa:tu exam mai pas ho ya fail,mai tujhe bike jaru dilaunga...
Banta: kaun si bike?
Santa: Pas hua to pulsar colg jane k liye,fail hua to rajdut dudh bechne k liye...
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Dad (caught his son watchng ‘Sheela ki jawani song’) – “Padh le beta!!
Sheela toh Exam ke baad bhi jawan hi rahegi !
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Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ? Sardar: . . . . . . . . MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...
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Cigret peo
GOLD LEAF ki
Ta k khansi na ho.

Wah wah

Cigret peo
GOLD LEAF ki
Ta k khansi na ho.

ladki phasao
WAKEEL ki.
Ta k phansi na ho
wah wah wah!!!
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Choti-Choti magar Moti batein:
1 bat zindagi mein hamesha yaad rakhna

"Jab hawa chalti hai to pattay hilte hain
aur
Jab nahi chalti to nahi hilte"

It's ok.
Thanx ki koi baat nahi mere sath
raho ge to General Knowledge mein
to izafa ho ga hi.
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Changing Tyms:
Once upon a time,
GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their Fathers
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