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Ek baar Santa Gangubai k ghar jata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Mai !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
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Ek Admi ne 1ungli se 8 admi ko upar pahucha diya
or wo rajnikant b nahi tha

Batao kese?

Lift se yar
Q Apne kamjor dimag par jor dete ho
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DuriYon ki na parvah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zyada aapse
.
.
Bas ek bottle
MAAZA
Aur
5 Samose taaza
Mangwa lijiye..!
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Duniya buri ho sakti hai "TUM NAHI"
Log bure ho sakte hai "TUM NAHI"
Duniya bewafa ho skti hai "TUM NAHI"
Pagal theek ho skte hai "TUM NAHI"...
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Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gai
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Don't steal, don't lie and don't cheat. The government hates competition.
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Don't give importance to money
b'coz
it can give bed but not sleep,
books but not brains,
clothes but not beauty,
luxuries but not happines.
So, Transfer it to my account!
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Doctor:Kamjori hai, Fruite khaya karo chilke sahit
after 1 hour
Santa: Mere Pet me Dard ho raha hai
Doctor: Kya khaya tha?
Santa: Pineapple, chilke sahit
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Doctor: Tell ur husband that u r pregnant. Girl: But iam unmarried.
Doctor: Then inform ur boyfriend. Girl: I don't have any. Dr: Then tell ur mom that Jesus is coming again..
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DOCTOR-
AaPne JiSko SWIMING-PUL Me Dubne Se Bachaya Usne FANDA Lagakar KHUDKUSHI
Kar Li
PAGAL-Wo To Mai Use Sukhane Ke Liye Tang Kar Aaya Hu
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