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Bina Pukare Humen Apne Sath Pao gaye,
Kro Wada k Dosti Tm B Nibhao Ge,
Mtlab Ye Nhi k Roz Yad krna,
Bs Yad Rakhna Us Waqt
Jb kbi
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"Bryani" Khana
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Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindgi may sabko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi ghum de to,
police station lay aana..
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Bhagwan & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye
Bhagwan naraj, aap doctor ke pass
aur
Doctor naraj, to aap bhagwan ke pass.....
[doctor jokes]
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Bhaag jaye uski beti gadha gari pe,

Wah wah wah

Bhag jaye uski beti gadha gari pe,

Jisne pabandi lgai he TRIPLE SAWARI pe.
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Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho
to kya hua darling...kunware hum bhi nahin!
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Beta:Papa Madam Ne aj Ek Sawal Poocha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe malum Tha
Sardar:Mera Shona Puttar, Sawal Kya Tha ???
Beta:Madam Ne Pucha, Black Board K Paas Potty Kisne Ki Hai
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Beta: Papa Mai jab business karunga to ache ache ke hath me katora pakada dunga.
Papa:Kaise?
Beta: PANI PURI bechkar.
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Best friend wo jo school me apni pen
high school me apni note
collage me bike
Or life me apni wife de de
Mai janta hu tu hi mera Best friend hai
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Best Error Message Of The Century.....!! very funny
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An Error Shown By A Computer:
No Keyboard Connected!!
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Banta: Yeh chaku kyu ubal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zarurat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaye.
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