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Fakeer 2 Santa : Apk Parosi Ne
Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya
Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?

Santa : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . .
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Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name...
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Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya.
Sadhu: Oh murkh, mein tuje shrap deta hoon
Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon
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Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA "
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Ek Punjabi Ladki shaadi karne k liye Ladke k ghar mein entry karne se pehle pray karti hain:
"Rabba !! Ya toh Saas changi hove...nahi toh photo tangi hove..!
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Ek ladke ne ladki ko dekh kar arz kiya:-Teri smile me kya chamk hai,
teri smile me kya chamk hai,

wo muskura kar boli-
.
veere MERE TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI.
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Ek buri baat h
plz rona mat
—.
l ‘.o
l ./l
l .JL
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Badnami ki wajah se munni ne khud kushi kar li.
Aur karo munni ko badnam
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Ek baar Santa
Police Station K Bahar Se
Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha
" Wanted For
RAPE & MURDER .."

Santa Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha:
" I Want To Apply For
This Job ..."
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Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to
Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'
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