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Jab Kutte Ki Maut Aati Hai...
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To...
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Kutta Mar Jata Hai
Aap Tension Mat Lo.
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Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag Jane Ki
Dhmki De To Uske Ma Bap Ko Chahye Ki
Usy Ganja Kr Ke Bitha De
5 Maheeny Tak Bhagny Ka Nam Nahi Legi
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Jab bhi pas akar door jate ho...
Khoshbo apni hamari sanso main chor jate ho...
Itna parfum mat lagaya karo yar?
Akhir nahane se itna q ghabrate ho..
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Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon?
Santa: Brother & Sister
Inter: How?
Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.
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Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy kr
K Phansi De Do-:)
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In n exam, a gal sitting on desk next to santa asked, "Mujhe is answer ki starting batado baki main likh lungi"
Santa said, "The answer of this question is, baki tum likhlo"
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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
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If we were born knowing every thing,
Den wat world we do with all the time on this planet?
Be proud to say..."I DON'T KNOWS"!
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I like three things
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1. Pizza
2. Pepsi
3. "You"
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Pizza to eat,
Pepsi to drink,
and "you" to .....
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Oh Hello!
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Table kaun saaf karega.
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I asked my Heart: Why cant I sleep at Night?
My Heart said: Bcoz u slept in the Afternoon…
Dont act like u r in Love
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