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Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
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Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi To
Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi..
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Judge: Why were u arrested?
Santa: For shopping early.
Judge: Well, that's not a crime. Anyway, how early were u shopping?
Santa: Before the shop opened.
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Jokes in Hindi SMS - including Girlfriend, Boyfriend, Girl, Boy, Love Jokes, School, College, Money, Job, teacher, boy kissing girl joke.
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Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
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Aj 50 Ka recharge krane ko bola To Kehty Hai Sub Dukanae Bnd Hain…
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Jis chehre ko dekh kar haste the hum, aaj usine "Rula diya" khud ne to phone kiya nai
humne kiya to
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Caller tune,"Tujhe Bhula Diya"???;
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Japanese proverb: If 1can do it, u too can do it. If none can do it, u must do it
Indian: If 1can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, leave it
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Jani
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Mera Number change ho gaya hai
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CHAPPAL ka.
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Agr tujhe meri purani CHAPPAL chahiye ho to leja
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Sharma mat
Pagal tu Jigari yaar hai apna.
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Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
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Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo...
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo
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