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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then a Little Santa spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks ' tamil therima??'
Santa got mad, angrily replied..
'Hindi tera baap!!!'
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A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
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A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years!

A turtle doesn't run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years!

Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL!

SLEEP WELL..
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A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years!

A turtle doesn't run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years!

Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL!

SLEEP WELL..
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A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years!

A turtle doesn't run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years!

Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL!

SLEEP WELL..
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A rabbit runs, jumps and lives only for 15 years!

A turtle doesn't run,does nothing,yet lives for 300 or more years!

Moral: EXRCISE IS HELL!

SLEEP WELL..
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A naughty answer given by a girl when asked.. How U feel when a boy gives U a flying kiss..? Girl: I feel boys are lazy..
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A man to santa-ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home he rushes to his home and come back with in half an hour n slapped tat man n said-he was not my friend
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A MAN TO SANTA-- UR FRND IS KISSING UR WIFE IN UR HOME,
HE RUSHES TO HIS HOME
AND COME WITH IN HALF AN HOUR N
SLAPPED TAT MAN N SAID--
HE WAS NOT MY FRND..
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