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Teacher: sabse jyada pagal kon log hote hai?
Sardar utha
Teacher: shabash bete batao
Sardar-idhar udhar dekh kar, khabardaar kissi ne sardar ka naam liya to..
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Teacher: OXYGEN is must 4 Breathing… It was discovered in 1773
SARDAR: THANK GOD I WAS BORN AFT THAT.
Sardar: Thank God i was born after that! Pehlay Paida hota to mar jaata
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TEACHER: kal school kyo nhi aye tm?
STUDENT: mujhe bird flu hogya tha
TEACHER: kya?? ye to murge ki bemari hai
STUDENT: ap ne mujhe insan kb chora hai ?
roz hi to murga bana deti ho
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Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me �HASEENO� k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me �HAKEEMO� ke..!
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Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND
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Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?
Pappu: Because they didn't have a colour printer!
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Teacher: Can u tell the name of 2 great kings who have brought happiness & peace in to people's lives?
Sardar:Smo-king & Drin-king !!
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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo. Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
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Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ?
Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (Sardar se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ?
Sardar: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye.
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Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..? Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake.. Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
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