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terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
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Terrorists have kidnapped our leaders�
and demanded Ransom of 10000000 rs or
else they will burn them with kerosene�
Plz donate. I have donated 10 litres.
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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...
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Teri pyari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.
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Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae, tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae, Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost, Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae.
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Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai,sochta hu ghar ki bijli katva de,
bil bahut ata hai
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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
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tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami
wah wah
tel lene gayi munni ki badnaami

jabse katrina per chadhi hai, shiela ki jawaani.....
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Teeth said 2 tounge: "If I just press u a little, u will get cut."
Tounge replied: "if i misuse 1 word against sm1, den all 32 of u will come out."
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Teachr: Batao kanjoos kon hota hai? Student:Sir jisko hum 100 msg b karen mager wo koi reply na kare Teachr:Good, koi example b do iski student: Apki beti.
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