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This year is a mathematical operatin year of '1'
1+1=2 Add
1-1=0 Sub
1*1=1 Mul
1/1=1 Div
That is '2011'
Plz dont force me for nobel prize.
i hate publicity.;)
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THIS DOG IS ONE CAT OF DONKEY THE BEST MONKEY WAYS TO OWL MAKE U RAT SMILE.!
CONFUSED..!!!
NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL UR NICK NAMES.
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Thinking of Indians
Sarkari Bus me bethna nahi,
Sarkari School me padhna nahi,
Sarkari Hospital me ilaz nahi,
Mager
Nokri chahiye to kewal Sarkari wah INDIA
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think world without girl
galiya sunsan, raste pareshan
college viran, tufan hi tufan
na janu na jaan hr taraf bas
Jai Hanuman......
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There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of a female/girl tear!
When a tear falls, it first mixes with 'MAC' eyeliner and 'Maybelline' mascara;
Then it comes down to the cheek, it mixes with "La Femme" blusher;
And in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'Lancome' lipstick;
This means that a single drop is worth at least Rs 15000!
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There is nothing greater than PARENTS in this world.. So GO GET MARRIED FAST AND BECOME PARENTS. ;) Think different�!! Do differnt..!!
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn�t it rain on you?
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The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love
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The greatest joke of the millennium.
Teacher -"Where is the CAPITAL of INDIA?"
Student -"In Swiss Banks"
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Thandi-Thandi hawa chali mausam hua suhana.
wah wah.
wah wah.
BANDAR bhi message pad rahe hai.
kya EDUCATED hua zamana.
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