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Tum paas aae
Yun muskuraye
Apne 32 dant
Mujko dikhaye
Dekh ke mera dil
Phoot Phoot ke rota hai
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Yaar tumse BRUSH bhi
Theek se nahi hota hai
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Tum hanste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilata raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,

mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege.................Hindi funny sms collection
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Tum ek aise don ho jisk pas, Hr lock ki chabi hai, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hai. Aur Pyar se. "Donkey" .Think it DON!
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Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi
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Try 2 undrstand n don't disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn't sleep thinking of u.
So don't play with my life.
- Sardar says 2 mosquito.
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True One-
All say that love is more important than money..
My question is..:
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ?
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True One-
All say that love is more important than money..
My question is..:
Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug.. ? ?
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True meanings of "GIRL"
"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
"R"= RONE ki automatic machine..
"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...
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True Fact :
Waqt pr adat na badli to wo Zarurat - E - Life bn jati hai,
Or agar waqt pr Girl Frnd na badli to wo WIFE bn jati hai.....
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Train mai 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakr k kha gya!
Phir 1 machar sindhi pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Kharido ge?
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