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Teacher:water ka chemical formula btao?
Student:H2 Mgcl2NaclHNo3CaCo3Ca(OH)2SnTNHgNiHCL(COOH)
Teacher: ye kya hai?
Student:Ye muncipality ka water hai....
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Teacher:Tum kis Khandan Se Ho ?
Ladka:Janwaro ke.
Teacher:kyou?
Ladka:Papa Mujhe ullu ka Patha,
Mammi Mujhe Gadha,
Dada ji Sher ka Beta or
Dadi Bandar Kehti hai.
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Teacher:Maine Kal Subah Ek Ladki Dekhi.
Iska Future Tense Banao.
Student:Hum kal Tak usko fassa Lenge.
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Teacher:children exams r coming soon so if u
have any doubt u can ask me..!

Sardar:
In which printing press d question paper is
printed ?
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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Teacher: wo 3 words batao jo sabse jyada bole jate hai?
Student: mujhe nahi pta

Teacher: sabash beta baith jao.
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Teacher: Wht do u want to be when you grow up?
Pappu: I want to follow in my father's footsteps and be a policeman.
Teacher: I didn't know your father was a policeman.
Pappu: He isn't. He's a burglar!
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Teacher: where is everest?
Student: I don kno..
Teacher: U Stand on the desk!
Student: stil cannot see ma'am
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.?
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Santa: Sir,
Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!!
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