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Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
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Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we havn't reached airport yet.
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Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
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Tajmahal kuch logo k liye ek ajuba, kuch k liye pyar ka ehsas,
par tumhare liye ek bakvas, kyoki roz badalti hai tumari MUMTAZ.
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Tajmahal ko dekh kr bola, shahjahan ka pota:
Aj hmara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota..
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Taas khelne baithe to "don" hai hum .
acting kare to "james bond" hai hum
ab to pehchan lo
"kaun" hai hum
msg ki duniya k
TEES MAAR KHAN hai hum
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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
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Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji.
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Suraj:India k match harne pe apne 1000-1000 Rs. duub gaye
Ram:mere 2000 Rs dub gaye
Suraj:kaise?
Ram:maine raat ko us match k recape pr bhi 1000 Rs lagaye the
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suraj bana to tare bane,
husn bana to deewane bane.
kuch na kuch to jarur hai ap me,
warna u hi nhi pagal khane bane.
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