sir-samunder mai nimbu ka ped ho to tm kaise todoge.
stud-boy chidiya bnkar.
sir-admi ko chidiya tera baap banaega?
stud-samunder mai ped kya tera baap lagyega.....
Sipahi : sir kal jail mai Ramlila hui thi.
Jailer :to ismai ghabrane ki kya baat hai?
sipahi: baat ye hai ki SANJEEVNI BUTI lene gaye Hanuman ji abhi tak wapas
nhi aye hai
shq ke school me naya mahoul taiyar ho gaya,
Pappu ki GF se puri class ko pyar ho gaya,
Bas tabhi se pappu udas ho gaya,
Puri class fail or Pappu pas ho gaya!