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Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.
Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
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Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega.
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Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?
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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
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Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak
Jaane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?
Yahi Dikha.
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Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!
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Sardar: In my dreams Rats play Football every night !
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok….
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is Final Match
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Sardar: I sent Love letters to my Girl Friend everyday for 3 years !
Friend: Then what happenned ?
Sardar: She Married the ‘Postman’
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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don’t know how she got my no,
She interrupts whenever I call someone
and says “Please Recharge Your Card”
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Sardar- Is murge ka tang kaha gya?
Waiter- Sir murga langda tha
Sardar- Aur Dil ?
Waiter-Sir wo to murgi le gai.
Sardar - Abe Dimag To hoga Na .
Waiter - Sorry Sir murga bhi sardar tha....
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