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Sar jhukta hai sharm me,sar jhukta hai khane me,sar jhukta hai likhne me, aur sar jhukta hai mere SMS padhne me,"PADHO SAR JHUKAKE".
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Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
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Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!
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Santa: Aaj men ne 1 jan bachai
Banta: Woh Kaisay?
Santa: Vo aise k ek Faqir ko pucha
1000 ka note dun to kya karega
Wo Bola
Khushi se mar jaunga
Me ne kaha ja nahi deta
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Santa went to Battery Shop n asked to change battery.

The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga doon?

Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya
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Santa selling parachute.
U Can Jump from plane & press button & u can land safely.
Customer: if parachute doesn’t open?
Santa: Paisa Wapas
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Santa road pe sandas kar raha tha.
Police ne use pakad liya.
Jab use le jaane lage to santa bola :
"sahab saboot to utha lo"!
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Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye

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Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ki woh kutubminar ko sr pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"...

Sare news wale waha pahuch gye....

Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"....................................Hindi funny sms for friends
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santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya
Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai..
friend : fish..
santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai..
friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe
santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya
santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...............................Latest Funny sms
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