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Santa ko puri raat Macharo ne bahut preshan kiya…
Santa ne Zehar Piya or Bola.
“Ab kaato Saalo Sab k sab Mar jaao ge”
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Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .
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Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
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Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!
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Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran
wah wah
Salman Ne Rajasthan Mai Mara Hiran
wah wah
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Shahrukh Darr Ke Bola
kkkkk.... kiran..
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Sales man:Khan saab naya powder aaya hai so Cockroaches k liye lelo. . . . Pathan:Na ji na Cockroaches ko itna bhi free nahi karna, Agar aaj powder lekar diya to kal Body Spray maangengy.
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Safedi se Camak rah the Budiya k Baal..
Wah… Wah…
Safedi se Camak rahe the Budiya k Baal..
Wah… Wah…
Is kaal Kaal me hum Tum kare Dhamaal.
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Sach ka saamna
Jawab sirf yes ya no me dena hai.....
SAWAL- kya apne bhikariyo k ktore se paise churane chhod diya hai..?
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sabse cool?
Aap Ho
sabse smart?
Aap Ho
sabse sweet?
Aap Ho
sabse Mast?
Aap Ho
zyada udo mat ye msg mujhe aaya tha apko sirf forward kiya
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