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Professor:-akal badi ya bhais?
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Muna bhai:-bole to pahle date of birth bata mamu.
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Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko
Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarurat kya
Mein to pyasa hun
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7up hi pila do mujko?
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Pehli baar kisi chehre pe nigah tehri hai,
Uski ankhein sagar se bhi ziyada gehri hein,
Thak gaya apne pyar ka izhaar karte karte,
Tab pata chala dono kaan se behri hai.
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Patient: Santa, ye phulo ki mala kis k liye?
Santa: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nhi to tmhare liye.
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Pathan:Yaar tum subha se zameen khod rahe ho kya baat hai aakhir ? . . . Sardar:Yaar abba kehta hai maine unka naam mitti mein mila dia hai so mein wohi dhoond raha hun.
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Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala?

Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi.

Pasen-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The.

Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
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Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?

Santa: u r my son I''m Confident. ur friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.
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One day Sardar went to a shop.
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Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..
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