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Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye
judge : Kyun?
Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki
Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai
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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
santa-mobile mai snake wala
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Santa - Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai,
Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega
To Makaan Maalik Ka,
Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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Santa - My wife died yesterday..
Im trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.
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Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!
Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha hai.....!
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Salsman-Which Soap U Use?

Santa-BABA''S Soap,
BABA''S Paste,
BABA''S Brush.

Salsman-Is BABA''S A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
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Roye wo is kadar unki lash se lipat kar.... . . .
Ke laash khud uth kar boli,
Le TU MARJA PEHLE,,,
Batameez uper hi chada ja raha ha garmi me..
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Qasam hai tukhe meri
maot K bad
meri qabar py mat aana ,,,

" DoSt "

Suna hai tum ?
qabar se
agarbatiya churatey ho,,,
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Qadam Qadam Pe Wafa K Ujalay Or Bi Thy
Muhabt K Hazar Hawale Or Bi Thy
Hme To Apki Baate Pasand AGye
Wrna Es Shehar Me
DIMAG KE DAHI banany Wale or B Thy.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erasesthe board.
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