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Santa Bakri Le Kar Bus Mei Sawar Hua
To Logo Ne Uski Bahot Pitai ki
Santa: Mere Sath ek Lady Na Hoti To Tumhe Btata
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Santa aur us Banta tange mai beth kr ja rhe the
k achanak ghodi ne gobar kr dia.
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Yeh dekh kr santa banta se kehne laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kr rhi hai
yaha bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.
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Santa aur Jeeto mai larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khane mai kya hai?
Jeeto: Zehar
Husb: Mai dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana
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Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
Santa: Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga.
Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)
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santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
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Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
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Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho
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Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:
Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?

Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga Wo kisi Ques aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai"
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Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak kemarna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.
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SANTA : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE DOST KE SAATH BHAG GAYI
BANTA : BAHUT YAAD ATI HOGI USKI FIR
SANTA : HAAN YAAR BAHUT ACHA DOST THA MERA, BAHUT ACHA KAAM KIYA HAI USHNE.
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