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Hum mohabbat wale,Aap husn wale.Hum dilwale, ap daulat wale. Hm sms krne wale, or ap kanjus Makkhichoos free me padh k muskurane wale...
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Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India:
DANGER
11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH
Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.
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Samundar ke kinare par baithe hai
Kabhi to lehar aayegi..
Kismat badle na badle...

Kam se kam CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.
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Mohabbat
ISHQ
Pyar
ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai
Mummy Ki
Chappal.?
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Boy: I luv U Tum Duniya Ki Sbse Khubsurat Ldki Ho

Gal: Acha Par Tumhare Piche Mujhse Bi Zyada Khubsurat Ladki Khadi He
Boy Mud K Piche Dkhta H Par Waha Koi Nai Tha
Girl: Agr Tum Such Me Mujhse Pyar Krte To Kbhi Piche Na Dkhte
I hate u

MORAL:
Moral Woral Kuch Ni Bas Ldki Zara Tez Nikli
Par Msg Abi Baki H mere dost.
Boy: Chalo Jaisi Tumhari Marzi
Magar Ab Ye Diamond Ring Mai Kisko Dunga
Girl: LO.!! Ab M Apne Janu Se Mazak Bhi Nh Kar Sakti..
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Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike hi lunga aur koi nahi.

Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet,

pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h
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Mila k Hath Dosti Ka Wapas Liya Nahi Jata,
Is Nazuk Riste Ko Zakhm Diya Nahi Jata

Sachmuch Bahut Zaalim H Ye Duniya,
Sasta H Sms Fir B Logo Se Kiya Nahi Jata.
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Kasam se aap bahut khubsurat ho Duniya ki nazaro se khud ko bacha lo,

Kajal ka tika to apke liye kum hai!

1 kala"TAWA" hi gale me latka lo*
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Baap: Mere 4 bache hain..
1 ne MBA
2nd B.Ed.
3rd PHD
4TH chor hai

Frnd:chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi?
Baap: wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar h....
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1 Pagal Khane Me sabhi Pagal Nach Rahe The
1 Pagal Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Ne Pucha- Tum Khamosh Q Bethy Ho
Pagal Ne Kaha- Bewkuf, Mai Dulha Hu.
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