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Female's criteria for
Life partner . . .
They expect their men to
Look like "mr. Universe"
And
Work like "ramu kaka. .
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A Toilet is like a committee meeting room.
People come with lot of pressure,
sit,
create a lot of noise
and ultimately
DROP THE MATTER.
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Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt
Boy: Tumhari maa ne kuch nhi kaha..?
Girl: Maa bahut gussa hui
Aur
Boli dubara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi...
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1 sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket
se kood gaya or chillaya dhoka ! Kamino Aaj to Amawasya hai, Chand to hoga
hi nhi .
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LIFE HISTORY OF A HANDSOME boy!
On 21 may 1988
a handsome boy was born on earth.
Cucku bird sang and peacock danced on that day.
Tigers and lions became afraid of his birth.
Angels blessed his from the Heaven.
All girl'z tried in vain 2 win his love.
His parents were happy and named the boy,
"RAJ" That Legend is nw ur Frnd !
Njoyy...His Frndship.
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Hav A Cool.
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Khuda Bahut Mehrban H Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Kimat Nai Rakhi
Vrna Hm Aap Jese DOST Ki Kimat Kese Ada Krte
Qki
Chawwani
Ab Kaha Chalti H
Principl-:Late Q hue?
boy:-bike khrab ho gyi thi. Principl:-Bus me ni aa skte the kya?
boy:-Mene kaha tha Sir,
par apki beti ke nakhre khatam ho tab na...;