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Zamane Ki Hr Jeet Ap K Naam Ho
Zindgi Ki Khusiya Ap K Naam Ho
Dil Se Dua Hai Ap K Lye
2011 Ke Dulha/Dulhano Mai Shamil Apka B Naam Ho
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4 boys on bike..
Police:- triple riding is banned aur
tum 4 baithe ho.....??
Boys shocked...
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look behind..
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and says:- saalo 5wa kaha gir
gya...??
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3 ways to catch tiger
newton:allow tiger to catch u & catch it
Einstein: chase until it became tired then catch.
Police: catch a cat & beat until it accepts that it is tiger
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3 sardaro ko 1 bike pe dekh Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kiya.
Sardar chalti bike per se bola-
Abe pagal ho gaya hai kya?
Tu kaha baithega.....???
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3 CLASSIC WAYS 2 FLIRT
1)Do u hv a map of ur eyes actualy m lost in it
2)Do u hv a bandage?I fell in love wen i saw u
3)R u tird?u wr roamng in my mind all day
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259 X (Ur Age) X 39 = ?
Try It & U Will B Surprised
To See D Result.
Apki Age 3 Bar Apko Likhi Nazar Ayegi
Hows MAGIC
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2 Type Ki Girls K Piche Nhi Bhago

1-Jiske Piche Me Hu

Q K
Wo Tujko Kbhi Nhi Milegi.

2-Jiske Piche Me Nai Hu

Q K
Jo Mujse Nhi Pati Wo Tumse Kya Ptegi.
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2 snakes sitting in the jungle,
Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned & started singing:
zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma !
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2 pigs eating potty!
1 pig-yar hum potty khate he.koi humara v to potty khata hoga?

2 pig-Thuu Thuu! Khane ke waqt pe aisi baat Mat Kiya kar
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2 Lover Park Me Bethe APPLE Kha Rahe The
Ankho Me Ankhe Dal K
Ladki Srma K-Tum Itna Ghur K Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
Ladka-Thoda-2 Kha 'BHUKI'
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