1st time ever! Rajnikanth Appeared for engineering exams..n
guess wat... back aa gayi... engineering rocks... rajni ho ya gajni ye engineering
hai boss..
1st : - yaar ans sheet pe sabse pehle kya likhu?
2nd : - yahi k " is sheet pe likhe gaye sare ans kaalpnik hai, jiska
kisi bhi book se koi sambandh nahi."
1Bacha Roj School Late Se Aata Tha.
1Din Teacher Ne Use Pucha Tum Baki Bacho K Sath Kyu Nhi Ate?
Bacha:- "SIR JHUND ME TO KUTTE AATE H. SHER HAMESA AKELE ata h..
17century mom 2 her son
beta apne religion k ladkise shadikrna
18cntry-apne caste k
19cntry-apne level k
20cntry-apne desh
21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna
1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ? 2.Does
a book work as a sleeping pill? 3.Attend classes only for attendance? ...
4.see the calendar for holidays ? 5.cell in place of a pen ? If the above
is happening with u.. congratulations! U r a perfect student
1-5 yr girls love MOM,
6-15 yr girls love DAD,
16-25 yr girls love ME,
26-50 yr girls love HUSBAND,
ab bachi 51-70yr girls apka bhi to haq banta hai yaar...
1 srdar apni 21sal ki beti ki shadi ke liye 24sal ka
ldka dhundhne Delhi gaya,waha se wife ko fon karke bola 24 ka koi ladka nhi
mila sardar - 12-12 k 2 chalenge kya.